Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in classic sartorial form.
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Jersey Shore's own shirtless majesty The Situation reportedly will endorse a line of tuxedos for New York-based manufacturer Flow Formal worth *gasp* six figures. YOWZA! While we've PERSONALLY never seen The Sitch in a tuxedo (not like we're mad about him always flashing his bajillion-pack abs), Flow Formal's CEO Brian Weintraub says he chose the Shore star because he is "the perfect spokesperson...the company is trying to target a younger demographic." The line will be named—drum roll—"The Situation" and will include tuxes (obvi), slim-fit shirts, and accessories. But still, the most pressing question remains—will he pair these tuxes with his own bedazzled Luxury Laces? I mean, they are luxury after all. GIT ITTTTTT.
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