Jennifer Hudson performs in The Blonds for "VH1 Divas."
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You'd think hearing the words "Jennifer Hudson wore two dresses by The Blonds for VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul" would just smack of "Well, right...," but it isn't until you actually SEE the girl in these bombshell looks that you realize the execution of this idea is even more stroke-inducing than you could have ever imagined. I mean, helloooo, NURSE! *eyes bug cartoonishly out of sockets, right foot taps uncontrollably*
J. Hud is straight up BODACIOUS in the red look to the left, which flares and cinches in aaaaall the right places to accurately flatter that redonk hourglass figure she's rocking. The frock, which was shown in The Blonds' Spring 2012 show as a short version of Jessica Rabbit's infamous sparkly red gown, features a low-dipping sweetheart neckline and a healthy dose of rhinestones. Among several other performance outfits Jennifer donned (wardrobe changes = SO "Divas" appropriate) was this multi-colored gown, again by The Blonds. The strapless column featured a bust-accentuating low-cut neckline a body-hugging silhouette. Also, this dress probably weighed at least 10 pounds, if not more, since every inch was steeped in a deluge of many-colored irregularly shaped rhinestones, each at least an inch wide and half an inch thick. WERQUE!
"VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul" airs at 9 p.m. ET/PT tonight on VH1.