Talk about Golden GLOBES, y'all. *Violates EVERYONE'S personal space with aggressive elbow nudging and winking* We don't think we're alone in saying that tonight's red carpet showing could kiiind of be described as a "Night of the Living BOOBZ." Meaning that a grip of stunning starlets aired out their cleavage in a big way for the special event. From the plunging navel-grazing necklines of Rooney Mara and Evan Rachel Wood to the high-drama décolletage of Madonna and Reese Witherspoon, having your lady lumps in plain view was a definite sartorial theme for the night.
Rooney Mara, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele, and Evan Rachel Wood bare their sternums for the 2012 Golden Globes.
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Low-sloping necklines ruled the red carpet tonight. From Rooney Mara's edgy latticed Nina Ricci to Charlize Theron's WIDE open ballerina pink Christian Dior, from the sequined, sheer overlay décolletage of Lea Michele's Marchesa gown *deeeeeeeeeeeep breath* to the Gucci-draped glandulars of Evan Rachel Wood, sternums were a big star on this year's Golden Globes red carpet. Check out these lovely lady clavicles, too. Extra points abound for looks being left unfettered by any superfluous necklaces. Pro status.
Madonna, Salma Hayek, and Reese Witherspoon shelf up for the 2012 Golden Globes.
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The other glamorous mamms to grace the step-and-repeat were shown off in a way that provided a little more support, hoisted up to THERE with elaborate bodice architecture. The bustier of Madge's Reem Acra glittered so prettily that you almost don't realize how dramatic the ruffled skirt is. Salma Hayek's Gucci features gorgeous, geometric, metal shards that catches the eye and draws it deep into her cleavage. And finally, Reese Witherspoon was a hotbed of YOWZA in this Jessica Rabbit-inspired Zac Posen dress with heavy-duty underwires to sculpt that eye-catching sweetheart neckline.
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