Britney Spears at the Fox 2012 programming presentation and the post-show party in New York on May 14.
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Britney Spears' fans are probably convulsing-on-the-floor-types of *dead* as a result of yesterday's official halt to the heart-murmur-inducing rumors: Brit Brit (along with 19-year-old cutie-patootie Demi Lovato) is next season's new X Factor judge! #THEREISAGODNEY Brit Brit graced Manhattan with her Holy Spearit yesterday for the announcement of the very special occasion at the Fox Upfronts whilst looking all kinds of hot. Allow me to explain/gush: Britney's super straight, shiny locks in a middle part, natural-ish make-up with a little blush and a smokey eye, and a perfectly tanned/totally toned body had me teary-eyed and breaking out in happy hives. OKAY. Britney took "fit like a glove" to a whole new salacious level with that off-white Stop Staring mini dress paired with stylish stilettos from Gaga favorite, Mr. Giuseppe Zanotti.
Just when I was about to brush off my "Oops… I Did It Again" choreo in public in the concrete jungle, Britney showed up at the after party in, you know, the downtown designer prince of hipper-than-thou known as Alexander Wang. This stretchy viscose sleeveless V-neck dress can be yours too if you have $495 to spend and a seriously bangin' bod. *pulls out credit card* Did I forget to mention the 3-carat and (alleged!) $90,000 engagement sparkler? There's that, too. WE GET IT BRITNEY, You look like a million bucks. As for the way my <3 will behave leading up to the premiere of X Factor? Priceless.