Kimye and the rock/ring.
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WOWOWOW. I mean, WOW. Or, more succinctly, WOW. Baby momma, no more! OK technically, Kim Kardashian IS still the mother of Kanye West’s child, but now he’s making an honest woman out of her, y’all! *DING DONG DING* (Those are wedding bells, BTW.) In the proposal heard ‘round the
world interwebs, Ye popped the question last night on Kim’s 33rd birthday at San Francisco’s AT&T Park (he rented it out for the occasion, NBD) where he proposed IN ALL CAPS (because Kanye) on a jumbotron that read: “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!” (EMPHASIS ON THE "E"S FOR MAXIMUM EXPRESSION OF EXCITEMENT!) Oh, and West soundtracked the event to the tune of a live 50-piece orchestra (head over to MTV News for the set list). Naturally, Kim said yes because LOOK AT THAT RING. (Also, because love.)
The Mount Everest of engagement rings.
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The 15-carat stunner, which was designed by Lorraine Schwartz, instantly blinded everyone in attendance for the big celebration, and the night was consequently ruined. JK JK LOL. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone’s vision was legitimately damaged by catching a stray glint from Kim’s new finger glacier. Again, WOW. Without knowing the exact shape and cut of the diamond, we’re guessing that thing cost at LEAST a cool $2 million (based on similar rings), although some reports are estimating upwards of $6 million, which is just CRAY and we will definitely need, like, a receipt or a Twitter rant or a similar one on our own fingers to confirm that information.
The appropriately CAPSY proposal.
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As far as grand gestures go, this one wins pretty big in our book. (Sorry, Kris Humphries.) And I mean, look how giggly it made Jaden Smith in the corner of that photo! That says it all. This is the first marriage for Ye and the third for Kim. Congrats to the happy couple!