Dog not included.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram/Shop Jeen
When she's not performing on her Bangerz Tour in myriad outfits or dressing as a #cyberhippie, Miley Cyrus does what we all do—chills with her dogs while wearing an oversized T-shirt. Of course, since she is Miley Cyrus, the T-shirt she wears doesn't feature her alma mater or that ultimate Frisbee team she was on one summer, but rather Lil' Kim. Actually, it features multiple Lil' Kims from the 1999 VMAs. Miley luhves this Kim look—remember her insanely on-point Halloween costume?
Oh, you'd also like to wear Lil' Kim on your shirt? We gotchu, BBs.
Rihanna on the cover of 'Harper's Bazaar' Arabia.
Photo: @Rihanna's Twitter
Look, I'm not trying to be dramatic, but you need to stop whatever it is you're doing and look at Rihanna's spread for Harper's Bazaar Arabia. The cover story–I'm not kidding–is "The New Modesty: How To Cover Up In Style" and it's starring "Rihanna of Arabia." This is a fashion spread that features Rihanna–queen of my heart and the woman who wore a dress made of crystals to the CFDA Awards–in modest, covered-up pieces. I know, you need to see it to believe it, so let's not waste any more time.
On the cover she is perhaps the most covered of all, with a heavily embellished dress and veil that results in a mesh bow at her neck. Her matte red lip and perfect eyeliner let us know it's the real Rihanna, even if she has more material on in one magazine picture than she has had on in recent memory combined.
Rihanna for 'Harper's Bazaar' Arabia.
Photo: @Rihanna's Twitter
Rihanna shared numerous (maybe all?) the shots from the spread on her Twitter ('cause, y'know, R.I.P @badgalriri Instagram), and simply captioned this one "Navy." Yeah, your fans are going to be into this bejeweled dress and hood look–how could they not be, TBH?
Two peas in a pod. Who knew?
Photo: Getty Images
Um, in case you didn't know—I didn't, #SHAME—Mariah Carey and Donatella Versace are pals. Like, what? British Vogue got the designer to dish on their friendship and more important, IMHO, had her review her fave tracks from Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse. No, this isn't a dream. This is real life. Unfortunately, D's review leaves us with more questions than answers.
"The first time I met her was at one of my fashion shows."
Umm, excuse me? I need to know much more. What season was this? What was Mariah wearing? What was Donatella wearing? How were they introduced and what saint brought them together???
"Straightaway, she made me laugh, and I knew immediately that we'd be friends."
Mariah tells jokes? I mean, sure, when I saw what she wore on the subway I laughed, but I don't think that was her intention. Maybe it was? Maybe Mariah Carey is constantly trolling us? Similarly surprising, Donatella likes jokes?
Kesha's 'Teen Vogue' cover.
Photo: Teen Vogue
If you saw the August 2014 cover of Teen Vogue and didn't recognize the cover star, don't worry—you're not alone. It may take a second to recognize Kesha minus neon face paint and plus bangs, but that's her, the artist formerly known as Ke$ha. If you couldn't tell from the cover, she's trying out a new look—explaining, "The insanity is not gone forever; it's still there. I've only decided to wipe off all the face paint and try to wear beautiful dresses instead of completely insane things." We were totally down with the "completely insane things," TBH, but we are also very excited to see what these new, beautiful dresses look like.
It looks like Katy Perry is back in the brightly colored hair game again—hard. In April, Katy changed her dark locks to "slime green," but now she's back on that pink grind and, TBH, we couldn't be happier about it. I racked my encyclopedic knowledge of Katy's hair (fine, and the internet) to find the last time KP had pink hair and it was in 2011. Of course, a return to pink hair deserves a big debut and Katy landed Joe Biden to help her introduce her new look to the world.
Can we stop hair talk for one sec to talk about how tight Katy is with heavy-hitters in D.C.? First she offers to write Hillary Clinton a theme song and now this? I don't know what's going on there, but I like it. Now back to your regularly scheduled hair discourse.
Steal Malia's style for yourself.
In case you somehow missed the news, let me be the first to break it to you: Teen Wolf is back, y'all! Our fave werewolves, banshee, kitsune, and regular ol' human (<3 Stiles <3) returned to us last night in a big way. There is also a werecoyote in the mix now—that's right, Malia (Shelley Hennig) from season three is officially part of the ~crew~.
The gang is down in Mexico and Malia—who, like, just became a human—is dressed the most appropriately for the weather in a long-sleeved shirt and American-flag-print shorts. What's that? You would love to know where those shorts are from, considering 4th of July is next week? We gotchu.
I think new 1D makeup is coming?
Photo: Niall Horan's Twitter
One Direction has a ton of products attached to their name. There are shoes, eyeglasses, multiple fragrances, and even a makeup collection, because if you put those cute li'l faces on something, Directioners (myself included, natch) will snatch it up. Well, it looks like Directioners have a fellow fan of One Direction-endorsed products in Mr. Niall Horan.
The band's lone Irishman shared a picture of his hands with numerous color swatches across them–he even has on multiple nail polishes. I guess we can assume 1D is getting a second makeup line because, according to Niall, the band had a meeting about makeup and it's "that good I'm gon[n]a start wearing it myself." Well, Niall, that will be a new look for you, but I'm not opposed—some of the shadows you're showing off would really complement your eyes.
Flowers + metallics = #cyberhippies.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram
For a while there it felt like Miley Cyrus was debuting new outfits at every performance. There were the seven new ones when she took the Bangerz Tour to Europe, and even after that, there was a custom Kenzo leotard, tinsel, and new add-ons like face paint. It seemed like Miles slowed her roll, but over the weekend, she broke out a new metallic outfit laced with neon flowers for the Capital Summertime Ball in London.
It's definitely worth noting that she ALSO resurrected a trend I hoped I'd never see again—moon boots. I will admit, though, they look much cuter with floral appliqués. While Miley wore full-coverage pieces, her backup dancers wore disco ball-esque mirrored pasties and jorts. If you're wondering what to call this look, Miley appears to have given it a name via Instagram: #cyberhippies.
By now, if you've been on the internet for, like, three minutes today, you've heard about this "hot felon" whose very nice face is sweeping the nation. While most people have just been staring into those baby blues and liking the photo on Facebook, others have been giving us a reason to write about him by Photoshopping his mug (GET IT?) into real fashion campaigns.