World, meet pasties.
Photo: @nickiminaj's Instagram
When we first saw Nicki Minaj's complete collaboration collection for Kmart, we thought, "This is pretty great and all, but there's definitely something missing." For days we stroked our imaginary beards, desperately trying to put our finger on the one piece that would totally tie together the entire line. And then suddenly, without warning, it hit us. Like, it ACTUALLY jumped out through the computer screen and almost smacked us in the face. PASTIES! OF COURSE!
Lauren Conrad's engagement ring.
Photo: @laurenconrad Instagram
It was a big weekend for Lauren Conrad, y'all: she got engaged! Lauren shared the good news (where else?) on Instagram and on her personal blog. In my day you had to share your engagement via carrier pigeon (JK, it was via fax machine). Now? Snap a pic of your new jewelry, sit back, and watch the likes roll in. Everyone likes an engagement!
Rita Ora shows off her grill.
Photo: @ritaora's Instagram
And (see above) we do not mean "for her patio at an end-of-summer sale!" Although, I wouldn't really be mad if that was the news and Rita Ora wanted to invite me over for a cook-out. Just sayin'. Patio grills are exciting, too. (I’ll bring the buns.) But, as per the photo, Ora got a grill for her TEETH and debuted it on Instagram today while #bored and #inameeting (so say the photo's captions). Personally, we prefer to doodle in those situations so that it at least looks like you’re taking notes, but then again, we also don’t have a new grill (or an old one, for that matter) to show off to our 1.5 million followers. So, carry on, Rita!
Rihanna and her huge hoops.
Photo: Splash News
Rihanna was spotted out last night in New York in a fairly simple outfit, especially by Rihanna standards: she had on a sheer white leotard, jean shorts (#jorts), some black and white Jordans. She accessorized with a Komakino "Teenage Fantasy" baseball hat, a $970 MCM palm tree print backpack, some gold bracelets and necklaces. Oh, yeah, and the BIGGEST gold hoops that have ever existed in the history of the world. (Probably.)
Beyonce in Coney Island.
Photo: Getty Images
Beyonce and her new longer short hair have just graced Coney Island, Brooklyn with their angelic joint presence! Rumored to have been shooting a music video (with Terry Richardson, no less), Mrs. Carter's Cyclone-riding ensemble definitely out-does anything we've ever worn to an amusement park. At its foundation, it's actually a pretty basic 'fit, but it's Bey's accessories that really turns this up to another decibel with GOBS of gold drenching her clavicle and right wrist and choice hat game. Bey K. takes this opportunity riding Brooklyn's most infamous rollercoaster to rep another BK icon: The Notorious B.I.G., wearing Biggie on her snapback trucker hat.
We definitely expected our style correspondents, Grimes and Rachel Antonoff, to be thorough in their red carpet interviews. By thorough, we were imagining things like: head-to-toe run-downs, designers, fabrics, inspiration, pre-carpet getting ready rituals, etc. You know the drill. #FASHUN But when the girls hooked up with Travi$ Scott, they took thorough to a whoooole new level.
Rihanna loves her some grills. On Instagram (where else?), she just debuted her new gold grill, in the shape of an AK-47. On her bottom teeth is just a thin layer of gold, covering the very top of her teeth, but the top row? That's where she's getting creative. This isn't the first time Ri has worn grills: she wore a gold and diamond grill in her "You Da One" video, she threw a more subtle, simply gold one to go out to dinner last year, and she also showed off a diamond one earlier this summer. Ri wearing two simultaneously, though, is a less common affair, so she's def stepping up her game (good thing, because her game was so low...JK, all my grills are made of gum wrappers and orange peels). It's not the first time that she has shown off her affinity for firearms, though: she has a small gun tattooed on the side of her ribs, and last summer, she stepped out with a tattoo of a falcon, drawn in the shape of a gun, on her inner right ankle.
GO NUTS FOR DOUGHNUTS.
Photo: Beloved/ShopJeen/Society 6/Pick Your Shoes
Real talk—the day that we bought the NYC doughnut map was the best day of our lives. We suddenly had DIRECT access to all the sugary confections that single-handedly tricked the world into thinking it was OK to eat dessert for breakfast, and we are so behind that. In honor of this bright, sprinkle-covered treat, we decided to round up some clothes and accessories inspired by it's cute and colorful shape, and, like, not to brag or anything, but we are SO stoked on what we found. *brushes shoulders off* Hope y'all aren't hungry 'cause you're about to be.
You can get penis earrings and molar rings from Kesha Rose by Charles Albert.
Photo: Kesha Rose by Charles Albert
Today's your day, Animals! Ke$ha has finally officially launched her much-anticipated (and Instagrammed) Kesha Rose by Charles Albert premier jewelry collection. The first installment of her new accessories line is made up of pendants, rings, earrings, bracelets, and necklaces, all combining the pre-existing Charles Albert accessories aesthetic with Ke$ha's inimitable personality. And yes, the major takeaway is that it heavily features teeth and penises. A terrifying combination on so many levels, but stick with us for a minute.
Would you wear this nose jewel cuff?
So, earlier this week, Lady Gaga revealed that she's the proud owner of a brand new septum piercing. Her return to the spotlight means a few things. Yea, new music. Sure, new Terry Richardson photoshoots. But what we're probably most excited for are the new, inventive outfits and trends that we'll inevitably start trying to incorporate thanks to her keen sartorial eye. Are septum piercings one of those new trends? We don't know yet. Could it be? Definitely. Especially if ASOS and this nose cuff have anything to do with it.