Ryan Gosling on 'Conan' Sept. 19.
Photo: Courtesy of Meghan Sinclair/Team Coco
This post needs a disclaimer: We're gross. Just for this one particular sliver of internet space for one particular moment in time, we're gonna get a little raunchy. OK, now that that's off our backs, whewwww. *adjusts sleeves, cracks neck* Let's get this par-tay started! So Ryan Gosling was on Conan last night, and wow. Wowwww. He looked, heh, dapper. *dabs sweat off forehead* He wore a light gray checkered two-button suit with a crisp white shirt, black skinny tie, and shined-up black shoes. And we were all, "Yayyy. Ryan. La dee daaaa," like every other girl when he walked on set. But then, Mr. Gosling sat down and our brains EXPLODED.



