Deena Cortese in a crochet cowboy hat.
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If you ever doubted whether Miss Deena Cortese was truly a "blast in a glass," tonight's episode of Jersey Shore SURELY stomped out any lingering diffidence. But we don't give out awards based on alcohol tolerance or accurate monikers! We're MTV STYLE. Therefore, we dub a weekly STYLE CHAMP, and this pristinely white crocheted cowboy hat really took the cake this episode. Its unique meld of femininity and ruggedness, its irrefutable summer-appropriateness, the way it mimicks the intricate patterns of Deena's boardwalk frock, it all definitely merits the "style" portion of this prize. The "champ," though? Well, Deena, you earned that hands-down when you went SO HARD on the dance floor that you fistpumped your bikini bottoms off! I almost don't know whether to shake my head or your hand.
Deena dances her bikini bottoms off.
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