According to the internets it's National Splurge Day, which means, yep, we finally have an excuse to swipe up that Nyan Cat Ferrari we always wanted—JK, we'd totally buy clothes! To celebrate the occasion, we started doing some online shopping only to uncover tons of side-eye-worthy, super-expensive designer pieces that we just had to share with y'all. Basically, there's a lot of weird (and weirdly expensive!) shiz out there, people, and it's our duty to let y'all know about it. Onward!
FISH CLUTCH: $1,560
Sure, this Olympia Le Tan clutch is hand-beaded and lined in gorgeous fabric, but carrying around a seemingly dead fish with creepy eyes and a gaping mouth is a pretty hard sell.