Snooki shows off her closet.
Photo: Via @Snooki's Twitter
I'd never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm jealous of Snooki. The Jersey Shore girl tweeted a pic of her closet last night with the caption "My closet=my sanctuary," so of course I HAD to click on it. In the picture, Snooki is posing in a gold, glittery fedora showing off some serious shoulder, and if you look behind her, BAM! The mega-monster closet space. Cue everyone living in New York City simultaneously crying. I mean, I grew up in the SUBURBS OF CHICAGO, and I never had a closet space nearly this huge. Her hardwood floor walk-in closet features entire shelves dedicated to all of her shoes, bags, and all other animal print accessories. Further down we see that she has a spacious hanging rack for her clothes, and, man, HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE THINGS? Like, this might be as big as my entire apartment, but I don't even care.