What will Lady Gaga's wedding dress look like?
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Holy mother of... well, monsters! Rumor has it Lady Gaga is reportedly PROBABLY mayyybe (all adverbs are necessary) getting married to her long-time boyfriend (also, extremely hot dude) Taylor Kinney *drumrolllll* THIS SUMMER! *squeals and fall backward in swivel desk chair* We will not rest until we know every minute detail of this holy matrimony and bananas theatrical reception that is sure to follow, so naturally, we're FULL of questions. Will Donatella be a bridesmaid? Will Terry Richardson be the official wedding photographer? What kind of manicure will she be working? And most importantly of all, what in the WORLD is this wedding dress going to look like????
With absolutely no leads on proposed designers (mostly because the girl is BFFs with ALL of them), we took a look back at Gaga's recent sartorial history and rounded up a few looks that might give us some clues. First up is, of course, that actual wedding dress (replete with a veil!) that she wore out on the town in London. Low-cut sweetheart neckline, billowing full skirt, delicate satin gloves — this is a recipe for eye-popping drama. The next major white dress that comes to mind is the antebellum Chanel Haute Couture Mother Monster wore for the opening of Gaga's Workshop at Barney's. Who can forget a skirt like that?