Now Miley can wear pink whenever.
Photo: @mileycyrus' Instagram
Between all of the theme-park-scaled stage sets, dangerously narrow bodysuits, and intimate interviews with Miley Cyrus (clad in her undergarments and a rainbow tiara), there was a lot to take in from the Bangerz Tour documentary on NBC. So, it's entirely plausible you missed the bit where Miley compares her elementary school experience to Mean Girls—she was in the IRL Plastics, essentially.
Like Mean Girls, Miley's sixth grade crew had designated pink days and repeat outfits were forbidden. You'd get kicked out, she revealed, if you didn't wear pink in your yearbook picture. The rules in Miley's group were hardcore enforced.
Overnight hair growth?
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram
Over the weekend, while you were watching fireworks and eating foods cooked on a grill, Miley Cyrus was posting up a storm on Instagram. Featured in the majority of her uploads was a new hairstyle—very skinny pigtail braids tied with a bow. Last time I checked, Miley had a platinum pixie so, um, where did these li'l guys come from?
Miley Cyrus and Rita Ora ~taste the rainbow~.
Photo: @MileyCyrus' Instagram/@RitaOra's Instagram
Technicolor hair is in the air, y'all. Yesterday, both Miley Cyrus and Rita Ora traded in their platinum locks for insanely awesome rainbow-colored hair. Miley debuted her "new liewkkk" on Instagram, which featured strands dyed (literally) every shade in the color spectrum. (Also, remember long-haired Miley? Awwww.) She paired her out-of-this-world wig with a makeup-free face and, um, not to get all stalker-y, but we're 99% sure she copped her colorful weave from Party City for only $17. (NYC Pride Parade 2015, here we come.)
Dog not included.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram/Shop Jeen
When she's not performing on her Bangerz Tour in myriad outfits or dressing as a #cyberhippie, Miley Cyrus does what we all do—chills with her dogs while wearing an oversized T-shirt. Of course, since she is Miley Cyrus, the T-shirt she wears doesn't feature her alma mater or that ultimate Frisbee team she was on one summer, but rather Lil' Kim. Actually, it features multiple Lil' Kims from the 1999 VMAs. Miley luhves this Kim look—remember her insanely on-point Halloween costume?
Oh, you'd also like to wear Lil' Kim on your shirt? We gotchu, BBs.
Flowers + metallics = #cyberhippies.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram
For a while there it felt like Miley Cyrus was debuting new outfits at every performance. There were the seven new ones when she took the Bangerz Tour to Europe, and even after that, there was a custom Kenzo leotard, tinsel, and new add-ons like face paint. It seemed like Miles slowed her roll, but over the weekend, she broke out a new metallic outfit laced with neon flowers for the Capital Summertime Ball in London.
It's definitely worth noting that she ALSO resurrected a trend I hoped I'd never see again—moon boots. I will admit, though, they look much cuter with floral appliqués. While Miley wore full-coverage pieces, her backup dancers wore disco ball-esque mirrored pasties and jorts. If you're wondering what to call this look, Miley appears to have given it a name via Instagram: #cyberhippies.
Miley Cyrus in an Ashish x Topshop bathing suit.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram
Yesterday, Miley Cyrus posted photos of herself in a bright orange swimsuit next to her sister who was, for some unknown reason, wearing a leopard print onesie, ears, and a painted-on nose and whiskers. While her sister's outfit warrants its own discussion, we're here to talk about Miley's swimsuit—it's from the brand new Ashish x Topshop collection. Miley isn't the only female pop star to be as into this collection as we are—Rita Ora, Lily Allen, and Katy Perry have also shown off their pieces. The collection is all over Instagram and I'd like to get in on it, OK?
Miley, actually, is the only celeb to show off a piece from the collection that we plebes can buy online. I thank you for that, Miley.
Rita Ora in Ashish x Topshop shoes.
Photo: @ritaora Instagram
Rita Ora, on the other hand, showed off the light-up sneakers that have been making the rounds on Instagram. The shoes sold out within the hour, so there go my dreams of getting my feet in a pair of these.
Over the weekend Miley Cyrus posted a pre-shower selfie in which the front of her hair is standing up straight. Completely by itself. While it appears to be magic, it probably is actually just dirty and capable of holding the last style she had it in all by itself. I've been there, though I don't normally show off when my hair looks like this to my 10.8 million Instagram followers.
While she attributes the style to The Little Rascals' Alfalfa, his hair actually sticks up in the back. Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary seems more fitting, right?
Photo: RCA Records/Stampd Los Angeles
Good morning, Smilers! Time to call up 50 of your closest friends, slip on your platform sneakers, and stretch your tongue muscles. All those extra rehearsals you've been putting in with your twerk team are finally going to pay off. That's right, it's the one-year anniversary of Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop." I know, I can't believe it either, it seems like our girl Miley has been everywhere lately. And in a way, she has.
In our hearts counts, right?
But what if you don't have a veiled beanie, a shaved platinum undercut, or a gold-plated grill? Never fear. We got you. Stampd LA has restocked their previously sold-out White West Coast Crop Top. It's $42 and bound to sell out fast—Smilers, go #HARD.
Miley Cyrus performing at the World Music Awards.
Photo: Getty Images
While we've become accustomed to seeing Miley Cyrus in leotards and sequins, we love to see her sophisticated side step forward every so often. Remember the gorgeous vintage Jean Paul Gaultier dress she wore the the Bambi Awards last year? That's what we're talking about. Welp, we got our wish (again)! At the 2014 World Music Awards last night, our girl covered up and glammed out in two different gowns—and she looked better than ever.
Miley wore a strapless Giambattista Valli dress to perform her hit "Wrecking Ball." She looked SO ethereal and ladylike in the floral-print frock, we can hardly even remember the song's completely nude music video (JK, #neverforget).
Miley Cyrus performing in Belfast and a shot from the Kenzo Fall 2013 runway.
Photo: @mileycyrus Instagram/Getty Images
Just when we were getting used to all the new pieces in Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour wardrobe, she goes and adds a new look. Miley posted photos on Instagram (while on stage, natch) wearing a monochrome eye print. We immediately recognized the print as Kenzo—though the eyes on Miley's pieces have much lusher lashes than those on the Fall 2013 collection—but we couldn't figure out from the picture what the eyes were printed on. And then it hit us: They're custom.