Beyonce's 2014 official calendar cover.
Photo: David Roemer
The Carter-Knowles family is getting way into the holiday spirit this year! First, Jay Z revealed he's collaborating with Barneys on a holiday collection, and now, Beyonce has released her first-ever calendar. Merry Christmas, Blue Ivy, you're in for a lot of expensive presents and a calendar. You may not even be two years old, but it's never too early to keep track of your meetings on a calendar that exclusively features pictures of your mom.
The calendar's cover spotlights Bey, her abs, and a matching sequined hat, gloves, and crop top—a steez ripped straight from her Mrs. Carter Show tour wardrobe. Her long hair is back and she's sportin' a serious smokey eye. Sequins and a smokey eye: what more does a photo need? Absolutely nothing. Abs are optional, though preferred.
A picture from Beyonce's 2014 official calendar.
Photo: Herring & Herring
According to the listing on BK's web store, the calendar features 14 different pics of Bey: 12 for the months, 1 for the cover, and 1 mysterious one. Maybe Mrs. Carter wants 2014 to have 2 Septembers so her birthday will come twice? I think the rest of the world would oblige the
Queen King. After some sleuthing, it appears that the photo Bey shared (besides the cover) is, in fact, the mysterious fourteenth photo: no sliver preview of it exists on the back of the calendar. In the photo, B, in a very Miley-looking shiny leotard, peeks out from behind a door. Her hair is up, and from the looks of things, the pixie will not exist anywhere in the 2014 calendar. Soon we'll wonder if the chop even happened or if we all collectively dreamed it.
No word yet if the calendar will be sold in Jay's design gallery at Barney's—hello, one-stop holiday shopping—but it's already available on Beyonce's website, so you can start 2014 early! Or, you can have the calendar and its 14 pics in your possession and actually start using it January 1st—it's up to you!