OK, listen. We get that fashion week is all about the "aspirational" and is the "showcase" because all these houses make up their bottom lines in fragrances and handbags but some of the stuff we stumbled upon from Sao Paulo Fashion week is just straight-up STRANGE. And we're not even talking about the clothes here (the clothes, for the record, are sorta genius)! It's obvious the Brazilians have a thing for hats/headgear/wearable face art, so we picked some of the most outlandish pieces that ended up on this week's runway. Would YOU ever wear any of these?
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DESIGNER: Samuel Cirnansck
WTF FACTOR: Um, it's a bride with a bouquet shoved in her mouth. With her hands tied up. We get the obvious "shackles of matrimony" thing and would love nothing more than the stuff ANYTHING in the mouths of the various bridezillas that are ruining (RUINING!) our summers but still... too on-the-nose we thinks.